moveslikekeithrichards:

having a bathroom spider is so beautiful. like yes this is my friend Advil Two hes grown to the size of a crumb and he caught an ant today

(via manywinged)

hatingongodot:

hatingongodot:

“Why don’t people recognize Link in TOTK” bc everyone imagines the legendary swordsman to be built like Ganondorf and Link doesn’t bother correcting anyone bc being hailed as a hero is like on the bottom of his priorities, which are topped by things like “Bake one of every pie”

Rando farmer: They say that once the noble hero of legend passed by this very village! Isn’t that wonderful to imagine, genderfluid stranger?

Link, 5'6" with 2" heels and wearing a backless dress suspiciously stained with blood: no yeah that’s wild

(via kirbily)

delishdessert:

penandinkprincess:

penandinkprincess:

listen i know each actor brings their own spice to a role, but i just can’t take timothee chalamet’s wonka seriously 

where is the madness behind his eyes??? the malice??? the complete disregard for the laws of mankind and decency???

this man makes me fear that i’ll be shoved into a taffy machine at the slightest provocation 

as! he! should!

I’m not gonna let this gem of a tag on this post go unnoticed.

(via la-pou-belle)

the-grand-author-ne:

azrakon:

(via soldieronbarnes)

mistress-light:

Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom • 凸-_-凸

love-alheli:

hatingongodot:

Every time someone says “ingredients” I say “ingredience” in response and then I realize I just sound like I repeated them because it sounds the fucking same out loud

me when i say inch resting

(via prisonhannibal)

huyandere:

i love weird barbie

(via brennbug)

h-arleen:

Being human can be pretty uncomfortable, and isn’t that marvelous?

(via spongebobssquarepants)

archivegeo:

The Ripper kills in sounders of three or four, in quick order. Do you know why? I know why.

(via asexualanders)

mistress-light:

Zelda:TearsoftheKingdom• Battle of dragons • Requested by @amayanocturna